I do sometimes fear that I may have too much spare time on my hands, and this post is nothing if not evidence of that fact. As an aside, it really pees me off that my stupid friends get to blame their stupid on baby brain. Really? I’m pretty sure it’s scientifically proven that baby brain is not a thing. Or maybe it is, but I’m pretty sure you were already stupid to start off with. Whatever. I had a shower this morning with my knickers still on. This has never happened before. What does it mean? Why can’t I blame that on baby brain? My life is so unfair.
I wanted to scan this, but unfortunately I remembered I don’t have a scanner. Then I thought, “I KNOW, I will take a picture with the digital camera and edit it!” But turns out I don’t have one if those either. Jesus, my house is full to the brim, but not with anything remotely useful. This meant taking pictures on the iPad. I’ll tell you this for free… Editing pictures from the iPad on Photoshop when you don’t know your paintbrush from your crop tool from your arse or your elbow ain’t easy. Sorry everyone. I believe if you click on the cartoon below, it should open and you can read it. At least you can on my mobile devices and computer, provided that you can read my handwriting that is, which might not be so easy.
The One When Betty Met a Friend